British Loser and Irish Whore

Boarding school roommates James Lucky and Seamus Quinn don’t get along in the slightest, only natural when one is an Englishman following the rules and the other a rebellious Irishman. James is a dorky loser from Britain who cares too much about what everyone else thinks about him. Seamus meanwhile is an anti social punk from Derry who couldn’t care less what others think with his main concern being his own interests but is often bored. The two make an unspoken agreement to simply avoid one another but Seamus’s boredom eventually gets the best of them both as he starts poking fun at James for being English every now and then; however when James catches a glance to his bulge from Seamus, he assumes the Irishman must be making fun of him and calls him a slur. Initially James feels bad, especially hearing Seamus have a nightmare that night, but when he goes to comfort- he hears this nightmare is about the Irish rebelling even more and being entirely left by the British. James has a laugh and then decides to whisper ways the English would pillage, colonize, and enslave the Irish, which helps soothe Seamus into sleeping peacefully. James realizes Seamus wasn’t staring to make fun of him- James is hung and Seamus deep down is an Irish whore wanting to be tamed. Or rather, needing to be enslaved, as it’s Seamus does not want it, but does need it in order to save him. James decides to gradually test this theory; first he starts wearing smaller shorts and tang tops, then he loses the short, then he’s moving around in his boxers, and finally he’s wearing nothing which leaves Seamus utterly jaw dropped. James greatly enjoys makes Seamus the uncomfortable one for once; every frequent debate they have over English and Irish politics is no settled by James just showing off a bit of his body, and then Seamus is left in an uncomfortable silence. James takes it even further, now when he wins he doesn’t just degrade Seamus’s “culture” but decides he’ll start showing him his proper place as a slave. There’s a lot of resistance and denial at first, but after winning several more debates, and weaponizing his stud body several more times, James is rewarded with the Irishman’s lips on his British feet, the Irishman’s tongue lapping his British balls, the Irishman’s throat around his British cock, the Irishman’s hand massaging his British body. It’s clear Seamus is confused how they even got here and James is always happy to remind him it’s simply in their history, the Irish is made to serve the British. Each winning debate and subsequent act of servitude makes James grow more and more in confidence. As Seamus takes up to effectively being a house slave, James can go out more frequently and live his life. And left alone without the man who made himself his purpose, Seamus feels all the more empty when James is gone, and all the more desperate when he returns. James quickly takes advantage and pushes Seamus into even more degrading acts; the Irishman licks the Brits pits, wears a cock cage, even eats James’s ass frequently. It all comes ahead to when James decides to test Seamus on how much he’s grown, he has one of their usual debates but makes Seamus argue in favor of the British and against the Irish this time around. Normally Seamus would refuse, but James is dangling the key to his cock cage right above the garbage disposal. Seamus debates like his life depends on it and the more he says the words, the more real they become, the more he denounces his Irish heritage until realizing and saying allowed that he doesn’t deserve the key… the Irish deserve to be enslaved. James is proud and destroys the key, then claims Seamus has been a wonderful project. James means it literally, as he shows off Seamus, the reformed Irish rebel, as his final project for political history, displaying the good impacts of colonialism for all to see. James gets an A+ and full scholarship, Seamus gets expelled for indecency. Back at their dorm James posits that Seamus might deserve some reward, but then sees it’s Seamus who plans to reward James. The Irishman is face down, ass up, and asking James if he’d like to truly colonize him. James smiled as it’d be impolite to say no… then colonizes Seamus’s ass into oblivion. Years later, James is a professor on political history and Seamus his desk slave, giving him constant blwojobs during their classes. The world has changed a lot, namely Ireland fell back under ownership of the British Monarchy, in no small part due to James’s little project. Currently Irish flags are being burned and there are talks of bringing back slavery if it’s absolutely necessary- which it is. After a lengthy class, James asks Seamus what he thinks of the slavery plan. After swallowing a glob of cum, Seamus states he hopes Ireland rebels and is left is another famine, so they’ll be nice and hungry when it’s time to take British dicks and swallow their cum. James smile and calls Seamus a slur one last time as Seamus plants a kiss on James’s balls and thanks him for everything in a satisfied tone of melancholy. Finally the two get along, and always will, for they’re right where they’re meant to be… a happy endings, or at least the most fitting one, as everyone got what they deserved~