Funny fanfic

Mario is seen being himself at SMG4's brand new castle everyone else was doing their own respective things. When a purple like vortex emerged and then sucked Mario into it as everyone tried to save him but was too late. It was then Mario wakes up in another other worldly like planet. However he found himself on a pile of dead like drones. It wasn't long however that he was immediately watched by two unidentified female murder drones who watched with interest and slight attraction to the plumber. As time moved on, Mario found himself exploring the planet without a care in the world before he was stopped by a female worker drone with a weapon in her hand. But her hostility immediately shifted into a slight blush when she saw the Italian plumber who didn't look at all fazed. Before approaching her, and he tamples around with her body enough to cause her to shut off and go limp. Mario goes down and drags her by her feet to someplace dark. The disassembly drones looked on with interest seeing as the human was messing around with a worker drones body