Why the fuck not

Izzie and Mark are both drunk at the bar both downtrodden angry at the world not understanding why they are not in happy relationship when other undesirable people are married. Izzie states that she is hot, is good in bed, smart and is the perfect housewife, she cooks cleans bake so why the hell is she single. Mark states that he is handsome rich has high power job is also good in bed and is also single. He proposes to get married .Just to try ir out to see if it’s really that wonderful. Izzie says fine she has nothing left to lose but there has to be rules 1. Marriage certificate and ring 2. A honeymoon 3.house with a yard and a big kitchen 4. hosting cookouts dinners 5.sex 3 times a day Mark’s list 1. He wants 3 months of marriage 2. He wants to try for a baby 3 he wants a sex 4 he wants week date nights where Izzie dresses to the nines. 5. He wants lunch dates 6 home cooked meals Hence the start of their marriage adventure. They get married next chapter in this chapter they never leave the bar